Pop the AI bubble

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Welcome to the Resistance

We’re not here to “disrupt” anything. We’re here to pop the AI bubble.

While the tech world throws billions at robots that write bad poetry and generate creepy hands, we decided to do the only logical thing: make fun of it — and look good doing it.

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Touch Grass T-shirt Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15.63
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ¹/₂
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ¹/₂
3XL	33	28	22.8
4XL	34	30	24.2
5XL	35	32	25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

WARNING: May cause sudden investor doubt, grass exposure, and reduced CEO confidence.